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This is a metaphor. It is not really Will. |
Open a big duffle bag wide
And throw in your hat, your glove, and your cleats;
Grab a towel, a couple of extra tees,
Two pairs of socks,
Those cheap sunglasses,
Your baseball pants,
That dirty old sports necklace,
A toothbrush, some toothpaste,
And deodorant (if you’re there yet),
A pair of shorts, pj’s, some skivvies,
A black belt and two jerseys…
Zip her up, dude
Get in the car, star
Going to Qatar,
Also Bahrain, RT,
DXB, and Kuwait City
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On the road for some fun. |
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Travelling has its pitfalls, like this flat tire. |
Grab a blanket and a pillow, too—
But don’t count on many z’s;
That check for room service? Just sign “Aziz.”
Be at the field at 7; be in the pool by 2…
A bag of chips, some Twizzlers,
And a granola bar for lunch will do;
Double header at 4:30 today
Followed by shwarmas or Subway
Cling to the fence as your teammates bat
And all game long keep up the chat
“You’ll get ‘em next time,” “Nice cut!” and “G’d eye”
“Don’t worry about it” you say to the guy
Who’s a little bit down
All the while the cameras click
And dads hang over fences to yell encouragement
And by the end your throat feels like gravel
You’ve been drinking water-fountain water
And eating sunflower seeds and spitting,
Springing, jogging, throwing, screaming…
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The natives |
Now this game is over and it’s all done
And the post-game talk is going on;
The field lights are dimming
And someone’s on the mound raking
The team bus is revving up in the lot
You’re going home...
To the hotel.
In minutes the games are ancient history
As you sing on the way,
Cracking jokes and going all Gangnam Style
And around a curve someone falls into the aisle
No surprise
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From left to right: Weirdo #1, Weirdo #2, and Weirdo #3. |
You’re dirty, you’re so tired;
And you find yourself soon enough in bed in a room
Settling down, lights clicking off, toilets flushing
And the sounds of that deep sleep breathing—
A coach is snoring—
But in an instant you’re sleeping, too,
And you’re dreaming
Up there in some glass tower in a far away city
(Your parents are thinking about you.)
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Cozy vs. luxurious... They don't know the difference. |
And then it’s morning, and it’s actually all real
You made the travel team—so
Get dressed, pack your bag, be downstairs in five!
Look alive—game at nine!
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A weekend in RT. |